piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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My sister and I just laughed for like 30 min straight saying your URL 5x as fast as we could so thanks for that

bigbadbearbleedsblueblood:

No ones nose knows like a gnomes nose knows.

I made the right choice when I followed you.

ellie5192:

webofgoodnews:

Animal firsts!

Shakespeare was not prepared at all

blackbladespurpleflames:

peaceful-moon:

realfvckingfriends:

the-white-bat:

praise-feeder:

What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful

~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

its prettier than me wtf

is this a type of fox?

silver fox

blackbladespurpleflames:

peaceful-moon:

realfvckingfriends:

the-white-bat:

praise-feeder:

What the fuck, you are fucking beautiful

~meet me at the back door just so we can talk more~

its prettier than me wtf

is this a type of fox?

silver fox

joe955:

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

Hmmmmmm

ytoob:

i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the  ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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one of the greatest moments in tv history

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