popularboyfriend:

guy:

guy:

how do u transform regular water into holy water

u boil the HELL out of it

image

crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

geniusly:

i’m pretty sure people only go on my blog to unfollow me

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

adiplace:

arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

"Hey bitch, hey hey" *poke* *slap* "muah, you’re cute"

okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

itsahawaiianrollercoasterride:

avina:

anditslove:

Luna inhaling raspberries. 

i’m in a coma

That color looks so well on her.

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

☆  .                   ☆ .                                      ☆

           ☆                               ☆            ☆  .

 ☆                 .☽               .                                      ☆

                  ☆             .                     ☆    

oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

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